Can you write number 45 using only the number 4?
This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a elephant?
Big holes all over Australia.
What did the space man say when he set foot on a giant chocolate bar?
I have just set foot on Mars.
Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven was hungry and 'seven ate nine' (7, 8, 9).
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
The front of me is the source of a song
Or to kiss with a fervor of love lifelong.
My back is a plant fit for a queen,
Crafted by needle, chemical, or machine.