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A toothless squirrel.
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Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.
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Because it pays attention in the class and does its homework on time.
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A froghorn.
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He wanted to visit Pluto.
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I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
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Tree.
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They were a grandmother, mother and daughter.
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They both ordered iced tea.
One girl drank them very fast and had finished five in the time it took the other to drink just one.
The girl who drank one died while the other survived.
All of the drinks were poisoned.
How is that possible?
The poison was in the ice.
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Big holes all over Australia!
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