# Riddle #440

## I know almost every song that has ever existed

A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet. He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.' The rich man laughs. The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.' The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?' The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich. What song did he sing?
Happy Birthday.
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## An ancient invention

What is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
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The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps.
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## You go on red and stops on green

When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?
Watermelon.
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## Gets around a lot

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
A shoe.
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## Up and down

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
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## How many apples?

If there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
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## How is that possible?

Five add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
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## Runs forever, but never moves at all

This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
A waterfall.
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## Glittering points

Glittering points That downward thrust, Sparkling spears That never rust.
Icicle.
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