funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
cleansimplelogicWhat has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Post office.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat is as light as a feather but impossible to hold for several minutes?
Your breath.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
funnyWhat kind of cats like to go bowling?
Alley cats.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.