cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
logicwhat am IsimpleThe more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
Hole.
funnyIt makes more noise than a dog in your house. What is that?
Two dogs.
cleansimplelogicWhat is as light as a feather but even the strongest man in the world can’t hold it for long?
His breath.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicLook at me. I can bring a smile to your face, a tear to your eye, or even a thought to your mind. But, I can't be seen. What am I?
Memories.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
cleanfunnylogicA man rode out of town on Sunday, he stayed a whole night at a hotel and rode back to town the next day on Sunday. How is this possible?
His Horse was called Sunday!
funnyWho is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
cleanfunnyWhy do elephants have wrinkles?
No one is brave enough to iron them.
loveWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
