cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
logicmathcleancleverWhat is the value of 1/2 of 2/3 of 3/4 of 4/5 of 5/6 of 6/7 of 7/8 of 8/9 of 9/10 of 1000?
100. Looks hard? Don't worry, just work it backwards and you'll find it very easy.