funnyWhy does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
logiccleansimpleWhat two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicmathHow do you make the number 7 an even number without addition, subtraction, multiplication, or division?
Drop the "S".
cleansimpleWhat is harder to catch the faster you run?
Your breath.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
