cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
who am II am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?
My shadow.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
