cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleanlogicsimplemathI have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left?
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
