cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleansimplelogiccleverWhoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
Counterfeit money.
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnyloveWhat did the valentine card say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
