funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
logicscaryThe person who built it sold it. The person who bought it never used it. The person who used it never saw it. What is it?
It's a coffin.
mathlogiccleansimpleI am an odd number; take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7.
funnytrickyJoe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
cleanlogicsimplemathI have 6 eggs, I broke 2 eggs, fried 2 eggs, and ate 2 eggs. How many eggs do I have left?
4 eggs are left. The two broken eggs were then fried and later eaten.
cleanlogicmathWould you have more money with a million dollars today or a penny today and double your money every day for 30 days?
Second option. You'll end up with $5,368,709.12. That's the beauty of compound interest.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
cleanlogicsimpleWhat letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.
