funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
