funnylogictrickyA horse is on a 24 foot chain and wants an apple that is 26 feet away. How can the horse get to the apple?
The chain is not attached to anything.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
crazyfunnyHow many seconds are there in a year?
12. (January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,...)
