## As cold as death

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

Fish.

Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.

Fish.

A young woman is attending her mother's funeral. While there, she meets a man she has never seen before and falls in love immediately. After the funeral she tries to find him but cannot. Several days later she kills her sister. Why does she kill her sister?

She killed her sister hoping to see this man at her sisters funeral.
Note: If you thought of this answer easily you may be a psychopath

How can you divide a pizza into 8 equal slices using only 3 straight cuts?

Cut 1: Cut the pizza straight down the middle into two halves.
Cut 2: Keeping the two halves in the place, cut the pizza straight down the middle at right angles to the first cut (you will be left with 4 equal quarters)
Cut 3: Pile the 4 quarters on top of each other and cut through the middle of the pile. You will be left with 8 equal slices.

If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?

Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.

Consider the following explanation for why 1=2:
1. Start out Let y = x
2. Multiply through by x xy = x2
3. Subtract y2 from each side xy - y2 = x2 - y2
4. Factor each side y(x-y) = (x+y)(x-y)
5. Divide both sides by (x-y) y = x+y
6. Divide both sides by y y/y = x/y + y/y
7. And so... 1 = x/y + 1
8. Since x=y, x/y = 1 1 = 1 + 1
8. And so... 1 = 2
How is this possible?

Step 5 is invalid, because we are dividing by (x-y), and since x=y, we are thus dividing by 0. This is an invalid mathematical operation (division by 0), and so by not followinng basic mathematical rules, we are able to get strange results like these.

A kind hearted person Mr. Rawat buy packed food at 3$/packet from United states and sells them at 1$/packet at Africa.
After some time he becomes a millionaire.
How come the guy become millionaire?

He started out as a billionaire, but lost so much money in his good works (by giving to poor people) that he became a millionaire.

Something very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?

At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.

Everyone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?

Advice.

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?

A flying carpet.

I move very slowly at an imperceptible rate, although I take my time, I am never late. I accompany life, and survive past demise, I am viewed with esteem in many women's eyes. What am I?

I am your hair.