crazyfunnyWhat do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
funnyloveWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
funnyWhat did one potato chip say to the other?
Shall we go for a dip?
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
crazyfunnytrickyWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
cleansimplecleverSomething very extraordinary happened on the 6th of May, 1978 at thirty-four minutes past twelve a.m. What was it?
At that moment, the time and day could be written as 12:34, 5/6/78.
logicmathtrickyHow many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
cleancleversimpleHow do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
funnypunnyWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
