cleansimplecleverWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
cleanwhat am IpoemssimpleI don't have wings, but I can fly.
I don't have eyes, but I will cry!
What am I?
A cloud.
cleansimplelogicI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanscaryWhat can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleansimplelogicYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
