funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
cleanscaryWhat can run but can't walk?
A drop of water.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
funnypunnyDid you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
cleansimplelogicYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
stupidfunnycrazyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat building has the most stories?
Library.
