funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
Dingo Starr.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
what am ImysterylogicThis is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
cleanlogicwhat am II am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
Tree.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
