funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
funnyWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
scarysimplelogicWho makes it, has no need of it.
Who buyes it, has no use for it
Who uses it can neither.
A coffin.
cleanmysterysimpleAt night they come without being fetched. By day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?
Stars.
mysteryscarytrickydirtyThere was a plane crash every single person died. Who survived?
Married couples.
simplecleanThe beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space.
The beginning of every end,
And the end of every place.
E.
who am IcleansimpleI am there when you are quiet. I am broken when you speak. Who am I?
Silence.
cleanwhat am IpoemsI am a white box having no key or any lid.
Yet there is a golden treasure inside it.
What Am I ?
An egg.
punnycrazyWhat is a chicken racing driver's favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
cleanlogicmysterywhat am II can only live where there is light, but I die if the light shines on me.
What am I?
A shadow.
