clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have no legs. I will never walk, but always run. What am I?
A river.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleanwhat am IWe can be boring,
Or interesting.
We can be long,
Or short.
We can have pictures,
Or just words.
Many love us,
But many also hate us.
What are we?
Books.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
cleanwho am II build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
Dentist
