funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleansimplelogicMr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
There are nine Mustards in the family. Since each daughter shares the same brother, there are six girls, one boy and Mr. and Mrs. Mustard.
