cleanwhat am IsimpleI have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleantrickyIf a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
simpletrickyHow many apples grow on a tree?
All apples grow on trees only!
cleanwhat am IsimpleI never ask questions, but always answered. What am I?
A doorbell.
cleanwho am IsimplelogicEveryone in the world break me when they speak every time. Who am I?
Silence.
stupidWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
trickylogicWhat is the word that is spelled incorrectly in all dictionaries?
Incorrectly.
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
cleansimpleWhat comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter "M".
