funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
cleanpoemswhat am IsimpleI taste sweet and juicy.
I smell fruity.
I feel rough and wet.
I look like a bumpy ball.
What am I?
An orange.
cleanlogicsimpleWhen does Halloween come before Valentine's day?
In a dictionary.
cleanmysterywhat am IsimplelogicI have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map.
dirtysimpleWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
cleantrickylogicA boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.
trickycleanWhat goes up but never comes down?
A balloon filled with helium.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI eat insects.
I live in the pond.
I hop.
I am green.
What am I?
I am a frog.
what am IcleansimplelogicWhen you don't have me, you want me, but when you do have me, you want to give me away. What am I?
A secret.
cleansimpleIf you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.