funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
A riddle.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
logicsimpleclevercleanWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.
Accelerate.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
logiccleancleverWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
