cleanpoemsMy antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
Reindeer.
poemsDipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
cleanlogicwho am IsimpleWe are a family of 12 members. I am the second. I am also the youngest in our family. Who am I?
February. A year has 12 months and February is the second month.
cleansimpleWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
crazyfunnytrickyHow do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.
cleverWhat emotion is an anagram of a homonym of an antonym of a homonym of an anagram of wolf?
Fear. The anagram of wolf is fowl. The antonym of fowl is fair. The homonym of fair is fare. The anagram of fare is fear, which is the emotion.
funnypunnyWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.