funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
cleanlogicsimpleFeed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
Fire.
cleansimplelogicWhat is it that has hands, yet is unable to clap?
A clock.
cleanpoemsWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
what am ImysterylogicThis is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
logicmathtrickyHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.
cleansimplelogicWhat has two hands and face but no arms and legs?
A clock.
cleanlogicsimpleI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
