logictrickyTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.
cleanlogicTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
what am II eat, I live. I breathe, I live. I drink, I die.
What am I?
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
cleansimplescaryEach morning I appear to lie at your feet. All day I will follow no matter how fast you run, yet I nearly perish in the midday sun.
Shadow.