crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
funnytrickyWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
