cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same amount.
funnyWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
cleansimpleYou've heard me before, yet you hear me again,
Then I die 'til you call me again.
Echo.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
trickyfunnyThe red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
Washington, DC.
dirtyWhat's long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleansimpletrickyDavid's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ?
David.
cleansimplewhat am INever ahead, ever behind, yet flying swiftly past; for a child, I last forever; for an adult, I'm gone too fast. What am I?
Time.
