funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
simplelogiccleanWhich city is three fifth chick two third cat and 50% goat?
Chicago.
cleanlogicsimpleIf there're 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
If you take 2 apples, than you have of course 2.
cleancrazyName four days of the week that start with the letter "t"?
Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow.
logicmathcleansimpleHow could you give someone $63 using six bills without using one dollar bills?
1 - $50 bill, 1 - $5 bill, 4 - $2 bills.
logicsimpleHow can one talk without saying a single word?
by writing / using hand symbols
cleanstupidWhat kind of corn starts with the letter A?
Acorn.
logicsimpleWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?
Red paint.
cleansimpleI have four legs.
I'm very smart and I like to play.
I like to smell things.
I can wag my tail.
I am a..
Dog.
