funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.