funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
cleanfunnyWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
what am IfunnyI plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives