funnyWhat has two humps and is found at the North Pole?
A lost camel!
cleansimpleWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
cleansimpleThey are twin sisters, same height; they work in the kitchen, arm in arm. Whatever is cooked, they always try it first.
Chopsticks.
cleansimpleWhat is everthing yet nothing, has no start and no end, creates yets destroys, brings life and death what is it?
Void
logicwhat am IpoemsA slender body, a tiny eye,
no matter what happens, I never cry.
What am I?
Sewing neddle.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.