funnycrazyWhat do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.
poemssimpleclevercleanThree lives have I.
Gentle enough to soothe the skin,
Light enough to caress the sky,
Hard enough to crack rocks.
Water.
stupidWhat do you call a fairy that hasn't taken a bath?
Stinker Bell.
cleanlogicwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
cleanlogicWhat goes through towns up hills but never moves?
A road.
cleanpoemssimpleIt can be cracked,
it can be made,
It can be told,
it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
dirtywhat am II go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?
Gum.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
