funnyWhat do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleanwhat am IPeople buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
A plate.
funnycrazyWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
cleanpoemssimplelogicAlive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Fish.
trickysimplelogicWhat kinds of stones are never found in the ocean?
Dry stones.
funnyWhat do you call a 100-year-old ant?
An antique!
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
cleanlogicWhat belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
Your name.
