Best riddles with simple answers

What animal keeps the best time?

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

I'm very, very big. I like to eat peanuts and hay. I have four legs and two big ears. My long nose is called a trunk. I am an...

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

I may seem real yet I am not, Once you're gone I'm often forgot. Time here stretches and it shrinks, It all depends on how you think. I may be good, I may be bad, I may be the same as one you've had. What am I?

I am as big as you are, but I am weightless. Who am I?

Dipping, glinting, gliding by, Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath. I live only while I fly – Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.

What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?

I am seen in the water if seen in the sky, I am in the rainbow, A jay's feather, And lapis lazuli.