funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleansimplecleverWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
cleanwho am IsimplecleverI have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
crazyfunnyWhat is a frog's favorite game?
Leapfrog.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnycleverEveryone in the world needs it. They generously give it. But never take it. Then what is it?
Advice.
cleansimpleNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
cleanlogicsimpleWhat has a foot but no legs?
A snail.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
cleansimpleI cannot be felt, seen or touched, yet I can be found in everybody. My existence is always in debate, yet I have my own style of music.
I'm a soul.