trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
funnypunnyWhat is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
cleanWhat nuts give you a cold?
Cachoo (cashew) nuts.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI have a face like a tree and skin like the sea. A great beast I am, yet small vermin frighten me. What am I?
An elephant.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
stupidfunnyA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
trickysimpleIf you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
