cleansimplelogicA girl was ten on her last birthday, and will be twelve on her next birthday. How is this possible?
Today is her 11th Birthday.
cleanfunnylogicHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
cleanscarysimpleI don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
Skull.
what am II am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?
A sponge
cleanlogicwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
cleanlogictrickyThere is bomb on top of a computer; around the computer are a hairbrush, keys, phone and a cup. When the explosion comes, what item destroyed first?
The bomb.
funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnytrickyIf it takes one man three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two men to dig half a hole?
You can't dig half a hole.
