cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
mathsimpleWhat is the largest number you can write with just 3 digits?
999.
stupidfunnytrickyIf six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
simplecleanEvery time you stand up, you lose this. What is it?
Your lap.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
