funnyIf you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
funnyWhat's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?
Your teeth.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
funnyWhat do moths study in school?
Mothematics.
stupidfunnyWhat do polar bears eat for lunch?
Ice berg-ers!
funnytrickypunnyWhat rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
funnystupidWhat do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes.
cleanfunnysimpleWhat kind of dog never bites?
A hot dog.
funnyWhat part of London is in Brazil?
"L".
funnyWhat do you call a bee come from America?
USB
