cleansimpleIt has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
Railway track.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
funnyWhich is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
cleansimpleWhat time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Noon.
cleansimpleA natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
Balance.
cleansimplelogicWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
