It has only two bones, but there are 1000s of ribs. What is that?
It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
What time of day, when written in a capital letters, is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
A natural state, I'm sought by all. Go without me and you shall fall. You do me when you spend, and use me when you need to eat to no end.
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?