# Best riddles for teens

## The banana

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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## Never been married

He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
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## The watchmen

One morning an airline president is leaving on a business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a \$1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
He was fired from sleeping on his job.
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## Three positive whole numbers

Find three positive whole numbers that have the same answer added together or when multiplied together.
1, 2 & 3. 1 x 2 x 3 = 6 and 1 + 2 + 3 = 6
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## I'm not easy to store

You have me today, Tomorrow you'll have more. As your time passes, I'm not easy to store. I don't take up space, But I'm only in one place. I am what you saw, But not what you see. What am I?
Memories.
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## Raining turkey

What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
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## Hold without touching it

What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
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## Schizophrenic bookkeeper

What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
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## Eight days without sleep

How can a man go eight days without sleep?
He sleeps at nigt.
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