Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
What is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
What number should appear next in this sequence?
1 5 12 34 92 252 ?
688. Add the two previous numbers and multiply by 2.
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
What does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
Sam is talking to his lawyer in jail. They are very upset because the judge has refused to grant bail. At the end of the conversation Sam is allowed to leave the jail. Why?
Sam is visiting his lawyer, who had been arrested and jailed.
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
If Fortune had a daughter, what would her name be?
Misfortune - (Miss Fortune).
The red house is on the white street, and the blue house is on the red street. Where is the white house?
what am Isimpleclean
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?