crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
funnyThere’s a key that opens no doors but fills your stomach, what key is it?
A turkey.
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
trickyfunnyWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
cleanfunnyWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnyscaryWhat room do ghosts avoid?
The living room.
