funnyloveHow do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?
QT.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleanfunnymysteryThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
punnyfunnyIf A is for Apple and B is for banana what is C for?
Plastic explosives
funnytrickyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.