funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
crazyfunnyWhat fish can help you to build a house?
A hammerhead shark.
cleanfunnytrickyScientists are trying to find out what is between earth and heaven. Can you find me?
And.
funnyWhat do you call a cow in a earthquake?
A milkshake.
crazyfunnyWhat's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.
funnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyfunnytrickyWhat do you call a bear without an ear?
A “b”.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnyWhich part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
The Dead End.
funnypunnyHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.