cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
cleanWhat is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
I am.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
trickyfunnyWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
funnyWhat do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
funnyWhat does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.
