poemswhat am IsimplelogicPoke your fingers in my eyes
and I will open wide my jaws.
Linen cloth, quills, or paper,
I will devour them all.
What am I?
Scissors.
cleversimplecleanlogicWhat body part is pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used?
Eye.
what am IsimplecleanI live in a house called a coop.
I have two legs, two wings and a tail.
I eat worms and bugs and grain.
I lay eggs.
I am a...
Chicken.
funnystupidWhat do you get if you cross cat with an elephant?
A flat cat.
simplestupidWhat do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
cleansimpleWhat country makes you shiver?
Chile.
poemscleansimpleAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
trickyI'm in you,
But not in him,
I go up,
But not down,
I'm in the colosseum,
But not a tower,
I'm in a puzzle,
But not a riddle.
The letter U.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
clevercleansimpleWhat has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps, can run but never walks, and has a bank but no money?
A river.
