crazyWhich reindeer loves to go to outer space?
Comet.
cleanfunnylogicsimpleWhat can go up a chimney down but not down a chimney up?
An umbrella.
cleansimplelogicI have a little tail.
My nose is called a snout.
I live on a farm.
I can say, "Oink-oink"
I am a...
Pig.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
cleanwhat am IsimplelogicIts ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
crazyfunnyWhat do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.
funnyWhat animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleansimplecleverIt’s been around for millions of years, but it’s no more than a month old. What is it?
The moon.
what am IsimplelogicclevercleanI don’t have eyes, ears, nose and tongue, but I can see, smell, hear and taste everything. What am I?
A brain.
