Best riddles with simple answers

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If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
72.62 %
87 votes
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As I was going to the mall I met a man with seven wives. Each wive held two bags, each bag held a mother cat, each mother cat had six babies, How many people were going to the mall?
Just one.
72.60 %
61 votes