cleanWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
cleansimplelogiccleverWhat is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm a soft and furry pet.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have sharp teeth and claws.
I like to chase mice.
I am a...
Cat.
