trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanlogicwhat am IYou can easily touch me, but not see me. You can throw me out, but not away. What am I?
Your back.
cleanwhat am II weigh almost nothing. I am lighter than air. But even the strongest man in the world cannot lift me. What Am I?
Bubble.
cleansimplepunnyA turkey has a musical part to it, what is it?
Drumstick.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverI have a little house in which I live all alone. It has no doors or windows, and if I want to go out I must break through the wall. What am I?
A chick in an egg.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
what am IsimplecleanIf I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
