funnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
punnysimplecleanWhat's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
funnypunnyWhat do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
Itenticle.
cleansimpleWhat has hands but can not clap?
A clock.
punnyfunnystupidWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleansimpleWhat is the similarity between a tooth and a tree?
Both have roots.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
cleanlogicsimpleYou measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.
A candle.
cleanwhat am IsimplecleverlogicI am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
A riddle.
crazyfunnystupidWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
