funnycrazyWhy did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
cleansimpleIf a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
cleansimpleWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleansimpleWhat can you swallow than can also swallow you?
Water.
simplecleanWhat is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow.
cleanfunnyWhat kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
cleansimpleWhat can you hold in your left hand, but not in your right hand?
Your right hand.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleansimplelogicWhat is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.
