logicclevercleansimpleYou have to look at me to say what I show you. I offer two different purposes but I am spelled the same and I am pronounced the same.
WATCH and WATCH (Watch the watch).
logictrickysimpleWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicwhat am IsimpleGive me food, and I will live.
Give me water, and I will die.
What am I?
Fire.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
cleanwho am II build bridges of silver and crowns of gold. Who am I?
Dentist
cleanEvery night I'm told what to do, and each morning I do what i'm told.
But I still don't escape your scold.
An alarm clock.
logictrickyIf you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
cleanwhat am IsimpleI live in the ocean.
I have eight legs, two big claws and a tail.
My body has a hard shell.
I eat anything I can find.
I am a...
Lobster.